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chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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fertile-mind-seeks-water:

My internal debate.

snowtorch:

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

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misandry-mermaid:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

pansexualfacts:

Fact: Pansexuals are greedy. Even greedier than their bisexual sister species. It is very common for a pansexual to hoard sexual partners like a dragon hoards treasure. An unrelated fact: Pansexuals are dragons.

theownerofthetruestcock:

as i have watched all of the minecraft lets plays in a week i have noticed

  1. micheal has become much more nice towards gavin
  2. gavin has stopped setting things on fire

i believe the two are related

rnackenzie:

i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible

I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it.
A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. (via undeadlife)
How do I decide which dress to wear to a wedding 💩

How do I decide which dress to wear to a wedding 💩

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latina women are paid the least on average out of all demographics in the us and it’s scary bc they don’t even need to pay latina women on paper bc of undocumented immigration they can pay you 4.50 an hour and call it a day and there is like nothing you can do…