January 2012
gossipgran: my black friend looked at a driver’s license and says “wow she got an F in sex she must suck”
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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swiftchele: i get so mad when people accuse me of ‘sitting on the computer and being antisocial’ like you dont understand i actually turn into a fucking social butterfly every time i open my laptop but whatever
Jan 24th
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my parents: your teenage years are the best years of your life!
me: you mean it gets worse
Jan 22nd
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someblackkid: gossipgran: i thought of a funny text post but i forgot it so here i am the text post that got away - katy perry
Jan 22nd
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gossipgran: have u ever seen a hairless hedgehog now u have
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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if any of you have twitter then follow me @ashlaysmithx ok x
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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renxya: unfunnywhitegirl: here is a list of words you can use without offending someone on the internet:  • • • my brother was murdered by three black dots.
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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operator: 911 please state your emergency
me: theres... theres someone in my house....
operator: who is it who's in your house
me: a... gay..
operator: are you in danger what is he doing
me: he's... he's... redecorating
operator:
me:
operator:
me:
operator:
me: send help
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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seblaine: they take away our megaupload we take away their declaration of independence
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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taishitsu: i want to meet paul and ask him why his boutique is full of shit
Jan 19th
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eatinghalalfood: A young girl is playing in her bedroom when she hears her mother call to her from the kitchen, so she runs downstairs to meet her mother. As she’s running through the hallway, the door to the cupboard under the stairs opens, and a hand reaches out and pulls her in. It’s her mother. She whispers to the child, “Don’t go into the kitchen. I heard it too.”
Jan 19th
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Anonymous asked: i luved your blog then i saw you and then i was like, cant look a the blog the same way but alright..
Jan 19th
shorturl: i aint sayin’ she a gold digger but she works in a gold mine 13 hours a day in mexico 
Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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pvlse: black eyed peas more like black eyed please shut the fuck up
Jan 15th
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appaeroticasphyxiation: quinsee: we should make waffles illegal why the hell would you even joke about something like that
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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jmimy: thenotorioussmall: okay i know what sexual frustration is but what do you call it when you wanna cuddle the shit outa someone? im going with cuddle frustration im so cuddly frustrated right now its called homosexuality and it’s actually a disease
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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hyliam: idgi man girls are dumb if you want a gap between your thighs stand with your legs further apart
Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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atlaswasright: good youtube comedians
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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theacademyisnot: painting my nails black to match my tortured misunderstood teenage soul
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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