February 2012
iwilldickslapyou:
no ones gonna want to go out with someone who calls themselves ugly and unlovable all the time so maybe you should rethink your attention seeking strategy there
youcancallmedraco:
pvlse:
if a black woman doesn’t take care of her kids, is that called nigglectful
If a gay can’t remember things does that make him faggetful?
guccimom:
hommos:
shoutout to my boyfriend in the hospital with a severe case of non existence
Watchmermaid-sailor:
oh my god
b0nd:
In Kanye West’s hit song “Power,” he says the line “I guess every superhero needs his theme music.” This line was inspired by Kanye West’s own theme song, “Power” by Kanye West, which he was listening to while writing “Power.”
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rumour:
what if you ask for coke at a restaurant and the waiter asks you if pepsi is ok and you say no imagine how awkward that would be
pandacows:
the worst part of internet friends is the ‘internet’ part
shorturl:
bloodgods:
puking:
are buses running tomorrow!?????? serious question
no they have wheels
“Why isn’t there a disney princess like me?”
– An overweight, black lesbian, transgender girl with cancer (via herpesmonkey)
hellokittychainsaw:
what did the buffalo say when he dropped his kid off at school
bison
January 2012
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durncriss:
“i’m gonna be productive today and get all my shit done!”
shave one leg
back in bed
jesusjack:
bored of being bored
just wanna do shit man
wvnderbar:
‘no makeup <3 xxx’
i can now see why you put so much on
