January 2012
gossipgran:
my black friend looked at a driver’s license and says “wow she got an F in sex she must suck”
swiftchele:
i get so mad when people accuse me of ‘sitting on the computer and being antisocial’ like you dont understand i actually turn into a fucking social butterfly every time i open my laptop but whatever
my parents: your teenage years are the best years of your life!
me: you mean it gets worse
someblackkid:
gossipgran:
i thought of a funny text post but i forgot it so here i am
the text post that got away - katy perry
gossipgran:
have u ever seen a hairless hedgehog
now u have
if any of you have twitter then follow me @ashlaysmithx ok x
renxya:
unfunnywhitegirl:
here is a list of words you can use without offending someone on the internet:
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my brother was murdered by three black dots.
operator: 911 please state your emergency
me: theres... theres someone in my house....
operator: who is it who's in your house
me: a... gay..
operator: are you in danger what is he doing
me: he's... he's... redecorating
operator:
me:
operator:
me:
operator:
me: send help
seblaine:
they take away our megaupload
we take away their declaration of independence
1 tag
taishitsu:
i want to meet paul and ask him why his boutique is full of shit
eatinghalalfood:
A young girl is playing in her bedroom when she hears her mother call to her from the kitchen, so she runs downstairs to meet her mother. As she’s running through the hallway, the door to the cupboard under the stairs opens, and a hand reaches out and pulls her in. It’s her mother. She whispers to the child, “Don’t go into the kitchen. I heard it too.”
Anonymous asked: i luved your blog then i saw you and then i was like, cant look a the blog the same way but alright..
shorturl:
i aint sayin’ she a gold digger but she works in a gold mine 13 hours a day in mexico
pvlse:
black eyed peas more like black eyed please shut the fuck up
1 tag
appaeroticasphyxiation:
quinsee:
we should make waffles illegal
why the hell would you even joke about something like that
jmimy:
thenotorioussmall:
okay i know what sexual frustration is
but what do you call it when you wanna cuddle the shit outa someone?
im going with cuddle frustration
im so cuddly frustrated right now
its called homosexuality and it’s actually a disease
hyliam:
idgi man girls are dumb if you want a gap between your thighs stand with your legs further apart
atlaswasright:
good youtube comedians
theacademyisnot:
painting my nails black to match my tortured misunderstood teenage soul
