December 2011
msmarple:
lets pick the worst thing about 2011
i vote lmfao
pukkke:
if you were a tag i would track you
iceroadfuckers:
bucake:
ive never seen a black person with down syndrome
Police officer: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: my parents found my blog please come quick.
stupidgaydumb:
mobile tumblr is like a handjob it sucks but its better than nothing
virginclub:
memes aren’t even funny when they’re used on 4chan what makes you think they should be taken anywhere else
“damn yous a sexy bitch”
– akon trying to describe a girl without being disrespectful (via wvnderbar)
ripbrentwilson:
you ever read one of those dumb tween girl magazines
and the embarrassing moments are like “this one time I spilled milk on myself at lunch and my crush was RIGHT THERE and he was laughing omg so humiliating”
like honestly if that’s your most embarrassing experience you’re doing pretty well
thepizzaqueen:
hi there i am a 15 year old girl who claims she is “forever alone” since the guy that i have a huge crush on and who i stalk obsessively online won’t notice me so obviously that never happens to anyone else in the world ever which means i am destined to be alone for the rest of my life gosh why do i have to be so weird and crazy it’s not my fault i play video games and wear only...
blacktimtebow:
if your vagina smells like lobster then you shouldn’t be upset when i pour melted butter on your labia
stockade:
What if animals love having makeup tested on them and they hate PETA for taking away their daily dose of fabulous
1 tag
freudenabteilung asked: holy fuck your blog is amazing
dietcocaine:
whoever came up with the idea to wrap sausages in bacon should be knighted
3 tags
i got a 34a size bra for christmas
are you blind
seaoftheedge:
i’m rescheduling christmas for everyone this year because there is no snow and this is bullshit
