February 2012
mailbomb:
help i can’t talk to cute boys without falling in love with them
blainesbonerinkurtsasshole:
Season 6 of Glee:
“I am the only openly straight kid in my school”
Watchviolentblowjobs:
i was more surprised by his voice than the pencils.
thatmcqueen:
i don’t get why people are like into these serious relationships, you’re young, have fun, relax. stop causing yourself drama
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
gothbaby:
mcdonalds fries took my virginity
Meanwhile in Britain: Jesus christ this heat i'm sweating like a pig god everybody strip its a fucking heat wave hide yo kids get out the sun cream DON'T GO OUTSIDE IT'S TWELVE DEGREES OUT THERE
toddflanders:
being single is great
i shave my legs when i want
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meatmodel:
this fat girl i know has over 20 pairs of uggs some of which are sparkly i think she uses them to compensate for her lack of personalitity because nothing says personality like creative looking uggs
morbutts:
hey if you like a picture of me does that mean we can have sex
Watch
christianmingle:
pretending to be jennifer hudson is my only talent
gothbaby:
once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds”
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pvlse:
i really hope you get diarrhea
reblog if you know someone who deserves to get diarrhea
tyrawanks:
asian pregnancy test:
1. write an equation down and then insert into vagina
2. if the equation has been solved you are pregnant
buttduchess:
sexting via telegraph
