\m/
operator: 911 please state your emergency
me: theres... theres someone in my house....
operator: who is it who's in your house
me: a... gay..
operator: are you in danger what is he doing
me: he's... he's... redecorating
operator:
me:
operator:
me:
operator:
me: send help
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